Whilst pondering the meaning of life last weekend (think I’m on to something there), I managed to fall off a 3-foot fence and dislocated my shoulder. As a result I’ve been compiling quite a list of ‘Things I can’t do with one hand’, and through fairly hilarious trial and error, have now added ‘typing faster than my grandma’ to ‘eating with chopsticks’, ‘using a hair tie’, ‘chopping vegetables’ and ‘washing dishes’.

So I’m taking a hiatus this week. In the meantime, enjoy this ridiculous dog.